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Potland Timbers to sign Takayuki Suzuki?
By: Bob Kellett |Ok, I don’t speak Japanese so I could be wrong about this, but from the looks of some Japanese soccer sites it would appear that Takayuki Suzuki is going to be signed by the Portland Timbers. Who the bloody hell is Takayuki Suzuki?
Information Overload: It is all good
By: Bob Kellett |After watching the news trickle from the Timbers camp the first couple of weeks, today we get a veritable geyser of information coming from all directions. Since we’ve all been wondering about the names of the trialists, a tip of the cap goes to the Portland Tribune for naming names.
Wicks earns Senior Spot with Galaxy, Jordan to sign Developmental Contract
By: Bob Kellett |The writing has been on the wall for a couple of weeks and now the writing is going to be on the contracts. Nick Green, a Southern California-based journalist, gives us the lowdown on Bryan Jordan and Josh Wicks and their quest to make the LA Galaxy.
Beep. Timbers Training Notes. Beep
By: Bob Kellett |Kiki Lara and I are employed by the same school. Both of us are currently on Spring Break. While I plan on catching up on my sleep and generally bumming around, Lara is working his arse off for his other employer, the Portland Timbers. I spent a few minutes watching the lads [...]
One on One with Gavin Wilkinson
By: Bob Kellett |Portland Timbers boss Gavin Wilkinson took to the airwaves Sunday night. You can watch his interview on Fox 12 right here. There isn’t a whole lot of new information to be gleaned but there are a couple of interesting points. The first is that Wilkinson says that it is harder for a [...]
When she roosts, she roosts for the Timbers
By: Bob Kellett |I am now officially the second most dedicated Timbers fan in my household. While my wardrobe consists of items almost exclusively Timbers green, I can’t beat out our Araucana chicken. She is so hardcore that she lays green eggs. They’re perfect for Easter and for throwing at the Sounders team bus.
The Galaxy/Timbers Dilemma
By: Bob Kellett |There’s a part of me that watched the above video and thought it was pretty friggin’ fantastic to see Bryan Jordan taking part in Media Day for the LA Galaxy. The dude has to have made their team. Good for him. I feel like a proud papa even though my genitalia has [...]
All kinds of amazing things are happening, we just don’t know about them
By: Bob Kellett |I was going to post a rant today regarding the club’s continued secrecy over the identity of the trialists and the fact they have provided no information about yesterday’s scrimmage, but you’ve read these thoughts from me before so I’ll spare you. There is zilch in the way of news this morning, which means [...]
Timbers might have lost to Vancouver, still going to win the league
By: Bob Kellett |The details are fuzzier than the peach fuzz on Bryan Jordan’s chin, but apparently the Portland Timbers came out on the losing end of things in today’s scrimmage against the Vancouver Whitecaps in Tukwila. A kind hearted Seattle Sounders fan has posted some updates on the Soccer City USA message board after receiving some [...]
Portland Timbers Lawn Signs
By: Bob Kellett |You know the political season is upon us by the growing number of lawn signs springing up around Portland. My neighbor down the street is keeping the dream alive with his Kucinich for President 04 signs still up. Here are a couple of signs that have popped up in the roundabout at NE [...]










