One Night Only! Meet n’ greet the heroes. Be barmy with the Army

By: Bob Kellett | April 3rd, 2008

rose-city-til-i-die.jpgYour Thursday evening social calendar is blank. You’d rather poke out your eyes than watch the LA Galaxy’s defense on the tube. You need to get out of your mother’s basement and start living. What better way to live life than to join the commune that is Portland Timbers fans? This very evening you can rub shoulders with the 2008 members of the Portland Timbers. The event starts at 7pm at Kells. Once you have made yourself a drunked up fool in front of Takayuki Suzuki and once you have learned the name of the faster than fast forward who may or may not be Benjamin Totori (he apparently is known as Benji), you can make yourself a drunked up fool in front of the people who stand behind the goal for 90 minutes imploring the use of Portland’s ambulances. The Timbers Army is gathering at the McMenamins Tavern & Pool on NW 23rd starting at 7pm.

Good luck showing up to work Friday morning.





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